A Whitney Brown Famous Quotes



I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

"That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you."


A Whitney Brown Quotations






More Famous Quotes


Everyone thinks his own burden heavy.
French Proverb

"The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt to happen when these are abandoned, of race, but of age."
Wystan Hugh Auden

Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you wrong but yourself.
American Indian Proverb

"I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice."
Abraham Lincoln

"Ace The town will never be the same. After the Tangiers, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Disneyland. And while the kids play cardboard pirates, Mommy and Daddy drop the house payments and Junior's college money on the poker slots. In the old days, dealers knew your name, what you drank, what you played. Today, it's like checkin' into an airport. And if you order room service, you're lucky if you get it by Thursday. Today, it's all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number. After the Teamsters got knocked out of the box, the corporations tore down practically every one of the old casinos. And where did the money come from to rebuild the pyramids Junk bonds. But in the end, I wound up right back where I started. I could still pick winners, and I could still make money for all kinds of people back home. And why mess up a good thing"
Casino

"If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance."
George Bernard Shaw

"I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Monotony is the awful reward of the careful.
A G Buckham

No one is so generous as he who has nothing to give.
French Proverb

"Diplomacy is to do and say, The nastiest thing in the nicest way."
Isaac Goldberg