Alexandra Stoddard Famous Quotes
"What we do today, right now, will have an accumulated effect on all our tomorrows."
Alexandra Stoddard Quotations
Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename'
Anon
"A verb has a hard enough time of it in this world when it is all together. It's downright inhuman to split it up. But that's what those Germans do. They take part of a verb and put it down here, like a stake, and they take the other part of it and put it a way over yonder like another stake, and between these two limits they just shovel in German."
Mark Twain
Faith without works is dead.
Bible
"I am now going to make you a gift that will stay with you the rest of your life. For the rest of your life, every time you say 'We've always done it that way,' my ghost will appear and haunt you for twenty-four hours."
Grace Murray Hopper
"Wisdom stands at the turn in the road and calls upon us publicly, but we consider it false and despise its adherents."
Kahlil Gibran
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Anon
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Phyllis Diller
"Today's family is built like a pyramid with all the intrafamilial rivalries, tensions, jealousies, angers, hatreds, loves and needs focused on the untrained, vulnerable, insecure, young, inexperienced and incompetent parental apex ... about whose incompetence our vaunted educational system does nothing."
Lawrence Kubie
I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even a look that threatened her with insult. But the age of chivalry is gone.
Edmund Burke
"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices take it, or leave it."
Buddy Hackett