Alexis Sayle Famous Quotes
"Americans and British have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator,' we say 'lift' ... they say 'President,' we say 'stupid psychopathic git.'"
Alexis Sayle Quotations
"The ideal engineer is a composite ... He is not a scientist, he is not a mathematician, he is not a sociologist or a writer but he may use the knowledge and techniques of any or all of these disciplines in solving engineering problems."
N W Dougherty
It is forbidden to kill therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
Voltaire
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
e e cummings
There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
Franklin D Roosevelt
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W C Fields
"Were we faultless, we would not derive such satisfaction from remarking the faults of others."
La Rochefoucauld
"It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
"When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen."
Ernest Hemingway
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Gertrude Stein
Under a ragged coat lies wisdom.
Romanian Proverb