Alf Landon Famous Quotes
"Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans."
Alf Landon Quotations
"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing"
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
"Government cannot make us equal it can only recognize, respect, and protect us as equal before the law."
Clarence Thomas
Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. Your mind will seek to develop the picture...Do not build up obstacles in your imagination.
Norman Vincent Peale
"Dream is not a revelation. If a dream affords the dreamer some light on himself, it is not the person with closed eyes who makes the discovery but the person with open eyes lucid enough to fit thoughts together. Dream- a scintillating mirage surrounded by shadows- is essentially poetry."
Michel Leiris
We understand death for the first time when he puts his hand upon one whom we love.
Baronne Anne Louise Germaine Necker de Stal Stal
What we call happiness in the strictest sense comes from the (preferably sudden) satisfaction of needs which have been dammed up to a high degree.
Bernard le Bovier de Fontenelle
"The superiority of chocolate (hot chocolate), both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain. . ."
Thomas Jefferson
We know better than we do. We do not yet possess ourselves.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS It probably lasts longer, plus it moves around."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
"If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You may be a well-dressed animal, but you are nevertheless an animal."
Edward Irving Koch