Andrew A Rooney Famous Quotes



We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.


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