Artemus Ward Famous Quotes
I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
Why is this thus What is the reason for this thusness
Artemus Ward Quotations
The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
George Will
"I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like 'Hey, when are you going to pay me that hundred dollars you owe me' or 'Do you have that fifty dollars you borrowed' Man, quit being so cheap"
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
"Keep your faith in all beautiful things in the sun when it is hidden, in the Spring when it is gone."
Roy R Gilson
Let me say with a Georgia accent that we cannot solve this problem if it requires a diplomatic passport to claim the rights of an American citizen.
David Dean Rusk
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
Alfred Hitchcock
"When you are feeling depreciated, angry and drained, it is a sign that other people are not open to your energy."
Sanaya Roman
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw
"If a man empties his purse into his head, no man can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest."
Benjamin Franklin
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
Gian Vincenzo Gravina
Life wouldn't be worth living if I worried over the future as well as the present.
W Somerset Maugham