Austin Powers International Man of Mystery Famous Quotes
"Austin Powers No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound"
"Austin Powers Do I make you horny Randy Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I"
"Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly Throw me a bone here"
Dr. Evil I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
"Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
"Austin Powers Yeah, baby, yeah"
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery Quotations
"Double, double toil and trouble Fire burn, and cauldron bubble."
William Shakespeare
I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
Michel de Montaigne
I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Neil Armstrong
"Live by what you believe so fully that your life blossoms, or else purge the fear-and-guilt producing beliefs from your life. When people believe one thing and do something else, they are inviting misery. If you give yourself the name, play the game. When you believe something you don't follow with your heart, intellect, and body, it hurts. Don't do that to yourself. Live your belief, or let that belief go. If you are not actively living a belief, it's not really your belief, anyway."
Roger John
Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know that you left open.
John Barrymore
Mediocrity requires aloofness to preserve its dignity.
Charles Gates Dawes
America is a young country with an old mentality.
George Santayana
A person without character is just as body without soul.
Ranjan
Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
Maya Angelou
"Character is higher than intellect... A great soul will be strong to live, as well as to think."
Ralph Waldo Emerson