Barry Neil Kaufman Famous Quotes
"A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even if it's a whisper."
"To a talkative woman Madam, don't you have any unexpressed thoughts"
Barry Neil Kaufman Quotations
This great misfortune - to be incapable of solitude.
La Bruyere
"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you'"
Steven Wright
"Wayne I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored."
Wayne s World
"The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves."
Victor Hugo
"I prefer to be a dreamer among the humblest, with visions to be realized, than lord among those without dreams and desires."
Kahlil Gibran
"She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit."
W Somerset Maugham
"If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well."
Black Hawk
"Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing."
Dave Barry
Nothing quite new is perfect.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
When the silent majority opens its mouth it is usually to yawn.
Gerd de Ley