Batman Famous Quotes
"The Joker Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight"
The Joker Never rub another man's rhubarb.
The Joker Wait'll they get a load of ME
"Batman You killed my parents. The Joker What What What are you talking about Batman I made you, you made me first. The Joker Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say I made you you gotta say you made me. How childish can you get"
"The Joker Here we are, the perfect pair... Beauty and the Beast. Mind you, if anybody calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out."
The Joker What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as a bat gets ALL MY PRESS This town needs an enema
Batman I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me. Nic What are you Batman I'm Batman
"Bruce Wayne Y'see, my life is really com-PLEX."
Batman Quotations
"One that hath wine as a chain about his wits, such a one lives no life at all."
Alcaeus
What if this weren't a hypothetical question
Unknown
"The double law of attraction and radiation or of sympathy and antipathy, of fixedness and movement, which is the principle of Creation, and the perpetual cause of life."
Albert Pike
"We are living in a day of self-seeking and irresponsibility, even in Christian circles. Few indeed are the Christian believers who have truly laid their all on the altar for Christ. Few are the spiritual leaders who truly put God FIRST . Rather they think first, albeit subconsciously, of their positions, popularity, salaries and the success of the organizations over which they preside. While professing strong allegiance to God and His Word, they are nevertheless careful not to emphasize those passages from the Word which might ruffle feathers or rock the boat, as we say. In spite of their professed fidelity to God's Word and will, their first objective is actually to keep their organizations running smoothly and pleasantly so that they may continue to grow in numbers. This has become a way of life in Christendom, but in this matter too we should 'search the Scriptures daily,' to determine whether these things have God's approval, for however good and right a thing may seem, if it is at variance with the Word, rightly divided, it is contrary to the will of God and therefore wrong."
Cornelius Stam
Reason should direct and appetite obey.
Cicero
MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's.
Doug Ferrari
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
Dean Martin
"The man who gets the most satisfactory results is not always the man with the most brilliant single mind, but rather the man who can best coordinate the brains and talents of his associates."
Sir William Alton Jones
"The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office."
Dwight D Eisenhower
"I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet sets less value on his own opinions of himself than on the opinions of others."
Marcus Aelius Aurelius