Bill Keane Famous Quotes
Yesterday's the past and tomorrow's the future. Today is a gift - which is why they call it the present.
Bill Keane Quotations
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will.
Epictetus
"I can't think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn't help, just a little bit."
Susan Glasee
"The Greeks by their laws, and the Romans by the spirit of their people, took care to put into the hands of their rulers no such engine of oppression as a standing army. Their system was to make every man a soldier, and oblige him to repair to the standard of his country whenever that was reared. This made them invincible and the same remedy will make us so."
Thomas Jefferson
Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
Mark Twain
"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
"'Out upon merry Christmas What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer... If I could work my will,' said Scrooge indignantly, 'every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should'"
Charles Dickens
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
David Letterman
I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
Artemus Ward
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter
Woody Allen