Bill Stern Famous Quotes
"Our elections are free, it's in the results where eventually we pay."
Bill Stern Quotations
"Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight Also what's funny is how we do this every night."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
"The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to quote another's wit."
Christian Nestell Bovee
"At 20 a man is a peacock, at 30 a lion, at 40 a camel, at 50 a serpent, at 60 a dog, at 70 an ape, and at 80 nothing."
Baltasar Gracian
"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a really nice man who wishes she were not."
Mary Catherine Bateson
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
Franklin P Adams
"It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence, to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words And this, too, shall pass away."
Abraham Lincoln
A man who does not know foreign language is ignorant of his own.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Napoleon Bonaparte
"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 of the population."
David Letterman
"Look for a long time at what pleases you, and for a longer time at what pains you."
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette