Bill Watterson Famous Quotes
"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em'"
I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal.
"I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous - Calvin"
"Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles - Calvin"
My life needs a rewinderase button. - Calvin
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. - Calvin"
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Bill Watterson Quotations
"In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled."
Paul Eldridge
"A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages."
Anon
"If you've got to resist, you're chances of being hurt are less the more lethal your weapon. If that were my wife, would I want her to have a .38 Special in her hand Yeah."
Dr Arthur Kellerman
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
John F Kennedy
"People do not lack strength, they lack will."
Victor Hugo
"Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it."
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
"I promise to keep on living as though I expected to live forever. Nobody grows old by merely living a number of years. People grow old by deserting their ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up wrinkles the soul."
Douglas MacArthur
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Edward Albee
"Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead therefore we must learn both arts."
Thomas Carlyle
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman