Billy Madison Famous Quotes
"Juanita Ooh that boy's a fine piece of work all right. He's a fine piece of ass though, too."
"Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool Really."
"Billy Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out."
"Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior"
Billy Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. DON'T SCREW IT UP. 3rd Grader I dare you to touch her boobs. Billy Touch her boobs That's assault brotha...... Ya double dare me
"Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap."
"Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll."
"Principal Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Billy Madison Quotations
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
U S Constitution
"There are so many things that we wish we had done yesterday, so few that we feel like doing today."
Mignon McLaughlin
People with clenched fists can not shake hands.
Indira Nehru Gandhi
It's asking a great deal that things should appeal to your reason as well as your sense of the aesthetic.
W Somerset Maugham
We make ourselves a ladder out of our vices if we trample the vices themselves underfoot.
Saint Augustine
Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.
Stella Adler
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Mignon McLaughlin
"Only now did I become throughly acquainted with the seducer of our people. It is not the inequality which is the real misfortune, it is the dependance."
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
"Rarely do we find men who willingly to engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think."
Martin Luther King Jr
He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses.
Horace