CaddyShack Famous Quotes
Carl Spackler IT'S IN THE HOLE.
Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
"Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course Carl Spackler Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key. Sandy Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. THE LITTLE BROWN, FURRY RODENTS. Carl Spackler We can do that. We don't even need a reason."
"Al Czervik Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."
Danny Noonan I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life. Ty Webb What's wrong with lumber I own two lumberyards. Danny Noonan I notice you don't spend too much time there. Ty Webb I'm not quite sure where they are.
"Al Czervik Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid."
"Judge Smails It's easy to grin When your ship comes in And you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, Is the man who can smile, When his shorts are too tight in the seat."
CaddyShack Quotations
"He might never really do what he said, but at least he had it in mind. He had somewhere to go."
Louis L Amour
Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power.
Seneca
"While technically I did not commit a crime, an impeachable offense... these are legalisms, as far as the handling of this matter is concerned it was so botched up, I made so many bad judgments. The worst ones, mistakes of the heart, rather than the head. But let me say, a man in that top job - he's got to have a heart, but his head must always rule his heart."
Richard Milhous Nixon
Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things in order always means getting other people under your control.
Denis Diderot
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
James A Garfield
"Love came down at Christmas Love all lovely, love divine Love was born at Christmas, Stars and angels gave the sign."
Christina Georgina Rossetti
"It is all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself. But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem."
R E Phillips
Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
Adrienne E Gusoff
My friends are my estate.
Emily Dickinson
If you're going to have it - have it all.
Rob Brown