Charles M Schulz Famous Quotes
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right"
Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night."
I know the answer The answer lies within the heart of all mankind The answer is twelve I think I'm in the wrong building.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh There's so little hope for advancement.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Charles M Schulz Quotations
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness is when he stops.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Motherhood All love begins and ends there.
Robert Browning
The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution.
Bertrand Russell
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
E Joseph Crossman
"To a person in love, the value of the individual is intuitively known. Love needs no logic for its mission."
La Rochefoucauld
The essence of genius is to know what to overlook.
William James
"Prudence and compromise are necessary means, but every man should have an impudent end which he will not compromise."
Charles Horton Cooley
"Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments."
John Steinbeck
Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.
Sren Aaby Kierkegaard
"If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, 'Congratulations, it's a girl,' I think a good gag would be to get real mad and yell, 'A girl You must have me mixed up with THAT dork' and point to another father."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts