David Layson Famous Quotes
"Anarchy is not chaos, but order with out control."
David Layson Quotations
"Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news nothing presses but when you have bad news, arouse me immediately, for then there is not an instant to be lost."
Napoleon Bonaparte
"Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to"
Clarence Darrow
"Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them."
Suzanne Necker
Monotony is the awful reward of the careful.
A G Buckham
Be careful what you set your heart upon - for it will surely be yours.
James Arthur Baldwin
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
Erma Bombeck
"Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, mankind should be thinking about getting more use out of the weapons we already have."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
"Modern man must descend the spiral of his own absurdity to the lowest point only then can he look beyond it. It is obviously impossible to get around it, jump over it, or simply avoid it."
Vaclav Havel
I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
Gary Trudeau
The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
Gloria Allred