Dazed and Confused Famous Quotes
Pink All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.
Wooderson The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man. L-I-V-I-N.
"Slater Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."
Slater Didja ever look at a dollar bill man There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.
"Dawson Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place. Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place."
"Wooderson That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age."
Dazed and Confused Quotations
"God, to me, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper."
Richard Buckminster Fuller
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Unknown
Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.
Joe Moore
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
Socrates
"If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn."
Friedrich Nietzsche
"At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas."
Aldous Huxley
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
Thomas Jefferson
California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange.
Fred Allen
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
Will Cuppy
"Individual commitment to a group effort, that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work."
Vince Lombardi