Deane Jordan Famous Quotes
"Although rumors persist to the contrary, there were no deaths while making the movie Ben Hur."
The Statue of Liberty is not that monument's name. It is Liberty Enlightening the World.
Chain letters are not illegal. What is illegal is to threaten lives in such letters or solicit money.
Deane Jordan Quotations
It is not a fish until it is on the bank.
Irish Proverb
Dr. Evil I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
There are a thousand thoughts lying within a man that he does not know till he takes up a pen to write.
William Makepeace Thackeray
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald Reagan
The art of acceptance is the art of making someone who has just done you a small favor wish that he might have done you a greater one.
J Russel Lynes
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
Anon
'We must do something' is the unanimous refrain. 'You begin' is the deadening refrain.
Walter Dwight
"I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care."
Dave Barry
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
George E Woodberry
"Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen."
Homer