Dennis Miller Famous Quotes
"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head."
Dennis Miller Quotations
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka' (I found it) but 'That's funny ...'"
Isaac Asimov
Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else--and usually it's reading his own handwriting.
G Norman Collie
The perfect church service would be the one we were almost unaware of our attention would have been on God. But every novelty prevents this. It fixes our attention on the service itself and thinking about worship is a different thing than worshipping ... 'Tis mad idolatry that makes the service greater than the god.
Clive Staples Lewis
"I feel like I can handle a lot of things. I can handle a parasitic infection and separating lesions, arterial sclerosis. But this stuff...I just want to go through life thinking people are happy, naive as that may sound."
Andrew Schneider
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex"
Art Hoppe
"Today, if you are not confused, you are just not thinking clearly."
U Peter
"A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even if it's a whisper."
Barry Neil Kaufman
When you're 50 you start thinking about things you haven't thought about before. I used to think getting old was about vanity-but actually it's about losing people you love. Getting wrinkles is trivial.
Joyce Carol Oates
Nothing got him angrier than when people implied he was paranoid. It made him feel persecuted.
Robert Sheckley
"True happiness comes from the joy of deeds well done, the zest of creating things new."
Antoine De SaintExupery