Dorothy Parker Famous Quotes



"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."

Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

"I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things."

They sicken of the calm that know the storm.

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

"I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more."

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea And love is a thing that can never go wrong And I am Marie of Roumania."


Dorothy Parker Quotations






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"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not."
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