Dumb and Dumber Famous Quotes
"Lloyd Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles."
"Lloyd There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck That's the worst I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin..."
"Lloyd Hey, I guess they're right senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the wheel--can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me"
"Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."
Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together
"Lloyd When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her."
Dumb and Dumber Quotations
"A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
"We never know how far reaching something we may think, say, or do today will effect the lives of millions tomorrow."
Dr B J Palmer
"Fortitude is the marshal of thought, the armor of the will, and the fort of reason."
Francis Bacon
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
Isaac Newton
"No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head."
Terry Josephson
"Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult."
Samuel Johnson
"Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart."
Washington Irving
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
Andre Gide
"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost 100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."
Robert X Cringely
Wailing and lamentation befit those who stand before the throne of life and depart without leaving in its hands a drop of the sweat of their brows or the blood of their hearts.
Kahlil Gibran