Emo Phillips Famous Quotes



At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.


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"If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat."
Herschel Walker

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life define yourself.
Harvey Fierstein

"Any coward can sit in his home and criticize a pilot for flying into a mountain in a fog. But I would rather, by far, die on a mountainside than in bed. What kind of man would live where there is no daring And is life so dear that we should blame men for dying in adventure Is there a better way to die"
Charles Augustus Lindbergh Jr

Evil to him who evil thinks.
King Edward the Third

"Every Communist must grasp the truth, 'Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.' Our principle is that the Communist Party commands the gun and the gun will never be allowed to command the Party."
Mao Zedong

"Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other."
Benjamin Franklin

Never be haughty to the humble never be humble to the haughty.
Jefferson Davis

"You have all the characteristics of a popular politician a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner."
Aristophanes

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.
Arab Proverb

Age is no barrier. It's a limitation you put on your mind.
Jackie JoynerKersee