Garrison Keillor Famous Quotes



"God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."

"Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known."

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.


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