Garry Shandling Famous Quotes
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
Garry Shandling Quotations
Attitude is more important than reality.
Elaine Agather
The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself.
George Bernard Shaw
"To the poet, to the philosopher, to the saint, all things are friendly and sacred, all events profitable, all days holy, all men divine."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Until you have learned to be tolerant with those who do not always agree with you until you have cultivated the habit of saying some kind word of those whom you do not admire until you have formed the habit of looking for the good instead of the bad there is in others, you will be neither successful nor happy."
Napolean Hill
Nixon is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar. . . . .He's one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.
Harry S Truman
"You shouldn't say it is not good. You should say, you do not like it and then, you know, you're perfectly safe."
James Abbott McNeill Whistler
The go-between wears out a thousand sandals.
Japanese Proverb
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
Edward Morgan Forster
"People who are tremendously concerned about their identification, their individuality, their self-expression, or their sense of humor, always seem to be missing the very things they pursue."
Walter Lippmann