George Horace Lorimer Famous Quotes
"It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy."
Colleges don't make fools. They only develop them.
George Horace Lorimer Quotations
Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind.
Wolcott Gibbs
"Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level."
Max L Forman
The secret of being boring is to say everything.
Voltaire
To do two things at once is to do neither.
Publilius Syrus
"When you have nothing to say, say nothing."
Charles Caleb Colton
"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it."
Ellen DeGeneres
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
G K Chesterton
"We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast."
Logan Pearsall Smith
"When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping it too tight. You have to allow the head to breathe."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.
Katharine Whitehorn