Groucho Marx Famous Quotes
"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
"Go, and never darken my towels again."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx Quotations
One never knows what each day is going to bring. The important thing is to be open and ready for it.
Henry Moore
The past is the tomorrow that got away.
Leonard L Levinson
Don't believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves.
Eustace Budgell
To establish true self-esteem we must concentrate on our successes and forget about the failures and the negatives in our lives.
Denis Watley
It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable.
Eric Hoffer
Earn but don't burn.
B J Gupta
"It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought."
John Kenneth Galbraith
A lot of advertisers lined up to throw money at this stuff because they were caught up in the hysteria about the Web. But now they want to know how you make money selling a 1.59 bottle of dish detergent on the World Wide Web.
Karen Burka
"Life is an unanswered question, but let's believe in the dignity and important of the question."
Tennessee Williams
"One thing life has taught me if you are interested, you never have to look for new interests. They come to you. When you are genuinely interested in one thing, it will always lead to something else."
Roosevelt Eleanor