Happy Gilmore Famous Quotes
Happy I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive.
Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.
Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass.
"Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma."
"Happy The price is wrong, bitch."
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball.
"Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records most time spent in the penalty box and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody."
"Happy If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass."
Happy Gilmore Quotations
Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think.
Ayn Rand
"One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation."
Oscar Wilde
"In the little world in which children have their existence, whosoever brings them up, there is nothing so finely perceived and so finely felt, as injustice."
Charles Dickens
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. The dark background which death supplies brings out the tender colors of life in all their purity.
George Santayana
Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed in them.
Henry David Thoreau
"We may run, walk, stumble, drive, or fly, but let us never lost sight of the reason for the journey, or miss a chance to see a rainbow on the way."
Gloria Gaither
"Science says 'We must live,' and seeks the means of prolonging, increasing, facilitating and amplifying life, of making it tolerable and acceptable, wisdom says 'We must die,' and seeks how to make us die well."
Socrates
'Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of the foreign world.
George Washington
"If you are poor, shun association with him who measures men with the yardstick of riches."
Kahlil Gibran
Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it.
Gilbert Keith Chesterton