Hugh Elliott Famous Quotes
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
All people want is someone to listen.
"I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment. We run, hopefully as fast as we can, and then everyone must stop. We can only choose how we handle the race."
You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic leg.
"Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass thats somehow connected to birth."
"When a miracle happens, even if not to you, its nature is to naturally expand. You can almost feel the warmth on your face."
"Miracles You do not have to look for them. They are there, 24 7, beaming like radio waves all around you. Put up the antenna, turn up the volume - snap... crackle... this just in, every person you talk to is a chance to change the world..."
Just because you love someone doesnt mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds.
"I have you and even if we never meet or ever see each other, we have left our thumbprints in the thick, moist clay of each others lives."
Hugh Elliott Quotations
"Frank It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day."
Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad
"Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them."
Antoine De SaintExupery
Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book on etiquette. There are so many trivial ways in which it is possible to commit some social sin.
Quentin Crisp
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything."
Anon
"The memory should be specially taxed in youth, since it is then that it is strongest and most tenacious. But in choosing the things that should be committed to memory the utmost care and forethought must be exercised as lessons well learnt in youth are never forgotten."
Arthur Schopenhauer
"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."
John Cleese
"All humanity is one undivided and indivisible family, and each one of us is responsible for the misdeeds of all the others. I cannot detach myself from the wickedest soul."
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
"It is with true love as it is with ghosts everyone talks about it, but few have seen it."
La Rochefoucauld
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.
J J Fumas
"All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership."
Ann Landers