Jack Benny Famous Quotes
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
"Growing old is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Jack Benny Quotations
"General Grant had a simple, childlike recipe for meeting life ... I am terribly afraid, but the other fellow is afraid, too."
Sherwood Anderson
Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.
Stanley Marcus
"Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield."
Price Cobb
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
Confucius
"Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil."
James Allen
"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought What the hell good would that do"
Ronnie Shakes
"People seldom refuse help, if one offers it in the right way."
A C Benson
"Time is the great legalizer, even in the field of morals."
Henry Louis Mencken
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
Poul Anderson
"...desire cracks open the gates. If you're ready it will take you through. But nothing lasts forever, time is the destroyer, the wheel turns again and again, watch out it will take you through."
Starhawk