Jackie Mason Famous Quotes



It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."


Jackie Mason Quotations






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Climb mountains to see lowlands.
Chinese Proverb

"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance."
Franklin P Jones

"Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible."
Stanislaw Lem

The creative individual has the capacity to free himself from the web of social pressures in which the rest of us are caught. He is capable of questioning the assumptions that the rest of us accept.
John W Gardner

An act against my will is not my act.
Unknown

"Many could forgo heavy meals, a full wardrobe, a fine house, et cetera it is the ego they cannot forgo."
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

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There s Something About Mary

The doors of wisdom are never shut.
Benjamin Franklin

"And when man faces destiny, destiny ends and man comes into his own."
Andr Malraux

"Engineering is the science of economy, of conserving the energy, kinetic and potential, provided and stored up by nature for the use of man. It is the business of engineering to utilize this energy to the best advantage, so that there may be the least possible waste."
William A Smith