Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis Famous Quotes
For a while I thought history was something bitter old men wrote. But Jack loved history so ... for Jack history was full of heroes.
"If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters."
Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis Quotations
"A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion."
Robert Chapman
Whoever destroys a single life is as guilty as though he had destroyed the entire world and whoever resues a single life earns as much merit as though he had rescued the entire world.
The Talmud
"Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."
Dumb and Dumber
Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
Francis Bacon
"The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker who came through, trying to peddle 'hair restorer.' He took everyone's money in a poker game, so when he tried to sell the bottles of hair restorer, nobody had any money left to buy it"
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone"
James Grover Thurber
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
Dorothy Day
It is a blessed thing that in every age someone has had the individuality enough and courage enough to stand by his own convictions.
Robert Green Ingersoll
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Lester R Bittel
"I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, 'Tadpoles Tadpoles is a winner' We all thought he was crazy. But then, we had some growing up to do."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts