Jake Johanson Famous Quotes
"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'"
Jake Johanson Quotations
"A good deal happens in a man's life that he isn't responsible for. Fortunate openings occur but it is safe to remember that such 'breaks' are occurring all the time, and other things being equal, the advantage goes to the man who is ready."
Lawrence Downs
Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity.
Martin Luther King Jr
"If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists."
Antoine De SaintExupery
The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.
Henry Stimson
"Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil."
Vachel Lindsay
"For men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in their readiness to doubt."
Henry Louis Mencken
"The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of the Graces nor exceed that of the Muses, i.e., it should begin with three and stop at nine."
Marcus Terentius Varro
"Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man."
Francis Bacon
"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead."
Anon
"If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men we must live through all time, or die by suicide."
Abraham Lincoln