Jane Wagner Famous Quotes



"What is reality, anyway Just a collective hunch."

All my life I wanted to be someone I guess I should have been more specific.

"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific."

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

"A sobering thought what if, at this very moment, I am"

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.


Jane Wagner Quotations






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What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal.
Albert Pike

"When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing they are as clever as you."
Irving Layton

"I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite."
G K Chesterton

"Frank oh, say can you see, buy the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming. who's bright strips and broad stars, in the parelious night, o'er the rampart's we watched, as the da da, da, da, da, da, and the rocket's red glare, lots of bombs in the air, gave proof to the night, that we still had a flag, oh say does that spangle banner wave, over all-l-l-l-l that's free, over the home, of the land, and the land of the free"
Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad

Man needs difficulties they are necessary for health.
Carl Gustav Jung

The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...
Donald Barthelme

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.
Sir Winston Churchill

"Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal."
Pamela Vaull Starr

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their graves obscure men whose timidity prevented them from making a first effort.
Sydney Smith

"Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true."
Niels Bohr