Jay Leno Famous Quotes
"Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can. What your co-workers say about you, what your opponent is doing -- that doesn't matter."
"Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people they're just acquaintances."
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
"I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder."
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Here's something to think about How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'
"There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice."
Jay Leno Quotations
Eloquence is a painting of the thoughts.
Blaise Pascal
One may no more live in the world without picking up the moral prejudices of the world than one will be able to go to hell without perspiring.
Henry Louis Mencken
"Anyone can stop a man's life, but no one his death a thousand doors open on to it. - Phoenissae"
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
John Rogers
"I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again."
Oscar Wilde
"With every experience, you alone are painting your own canvas, thought by thought, choice by choice."
Oprah Winfrey
The enthusiasm of a woman's love is even beyond the biographer's.
Jane Austen
The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or woman.
Willa Sibert Cather
Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it.
Benjamin Nnamdi Azikiwe
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."
Kurt Vonnegut