Jerry Seinfeld Famous Quotes
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
"The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be."
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld Quotations
"Every human being has a work to carry on within, duties to perform abroad, influence to exert, which are peculiarly his, and which no conscience but his own can teach."
William Ellery Channing
"Despise the enemy strategically, but take him seriously tactically."
Mao Zedong
"People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse to give it, upon request, for it often helps us to see our own way more clearly."
Brendan Francis
"The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves."
Victor Hugo
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Woody Allen
"A lot of children know absolutely nothing about guns other than what they see on T.V., and those are the wrong things."
Marion Hammer
"Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards."
Benjamin Franklin
Chance fights ever on the side of the prudent.
Euripides
"A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year."
Dixie Lee Ray
"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too."
Oscar Levant