Joan Rivers Famous Quotes
"Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly -- hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear."
"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
Joan Rivers Quotations
"Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love."
Martin Luther King Jr
A sailor without a destination cannot hope for a favorable wind.
Leon Tec
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."
Theodore Roosevelt
"This is the hardest of all to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver."
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
"If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it."
Thomas Carlyle
Don't tell your friends their social faults they will cure the fault and never forgive you.
Logan Pearsall Smith
"Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed."
W C Fields
"The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher."
Thomas Henry Huxley
"We do not keep the outward form of order, where there is deep disorder in the mind."
William Shakespeare
People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character.
Ralph Waldo Emerson