Joe Moore Famous Quotes
A politician is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing.
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.
"America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn't afraid of his wife, his boss, his customer, his neighbors, or the government."
"It's hard to say who gets criticized the most, the successful person, or the failure but it's mighty close."
"You can always get the truth from a politician after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the Presidency."
Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.
"If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody who is really busy. They'll have their secretary do it."
"Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it."
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other.
As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close to the stadium as possible.
"The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know."
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
"Marriage love, honor, and negotiate."
"It's hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the news coverage is just better."
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
"Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety."
"There are no answers, only cross-references."
"After a person makes his mark in the world, a lot of people will come around with erasers."
Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.
A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to."
"You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office."
"There are still some honest people left in the world, but they never seem to find anything you lose."
"The mind is a wonderful thing. It starts working the minute you're born, and doesn't stop until you get up to speak in public."
Joe Moore Quotations
"Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes."
Oscar Wilde
To live for results would be to sentence myself to continuous frustration. My only sure reward in my actions and not from them.
Hugh Prather
Our friends show us what we can do our enemies teach us what we must do.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"Whenever I hear, 'It can't be done,' I know I'm close to success."
Michael Flatley
"But then there's a moment like tonight, a profound and transcendent experience, the feeling as if a door has opened, and it's all because of that instrument, that incredible, magical instrument."
Andrew Schneider
"Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price."
Amelia Earhart
"It's hard enough to write a good drama, it's much harder to write a good comedy, and it's hardest of all to write a drama with comedy. Which is what life is."
Jack Lemmon
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
Unknown
The good befriend themselves.
Sophocles
"The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie--deliberate, contrived and dishonest--but the myth--persistant, persuasive and unrealistic."
John Fitzgerald Kennedy