Joey Bishop Famous Quotes
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
Joey Bishop Quotations
"May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they give you a husband and a home and gracious concord, for there is nothing greater and better than this -when a husband and wife keep a household in oneness of mind, a great woe to their enemies and joy to their friends, and win high renown."
Homer
"Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader will be sure to skip them and in the plainest possible words or he will certainly misunderstand them."
John Ruskin
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
Lauren Bacall
"When I was young, I was sure of many things now there are only two things of which I am sure one is, that I am a miserable sinner and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons."
John Newton
Life-the way it really is-is a battle not between Bad and Good but between Bad and Worse.
Joseph Brodsky
"There are two kinds of light -- the glow that illumines, and the glare that obscures."
James Thurber
To bear failure with courage is the best proof of character that anyone can give.
W Somerset Maugham
Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Titus Maccius Plautus
"To them that ask, where have you seen the gods, or how do you know for certain there are gods, that you are so devout in their worship I answer Neither have I ever seen my own soul, and yet I respect and honor it."
Marcus Aelius Aurelius
"If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts