John Cleese Famous Quotes
"If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that'"
"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."
"If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play."
John Cleese Quotations
"Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists.... When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be incompleteness in absence."
Erich Fromm
"A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse."
Sir Thomas More
Life is an adventure in forgiveness.
Norman Cousins
"As a doctor, as a man of science, I can tell you there is no such thing as curses Everything just happens as a question of probability. The statistical likelihood of a specific event."
Andrew Schneider
"Perfection of moral virtue does not wholly take away the passions, but regulates them."
Saint Thomas Aquinas
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start looking very carefully to the right and left.
Jean Kerr
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
Frank Lloyd Wright
"The stars are constantly shining, but often we do not see them until the dark hours."
Earl Riney
"Promote yourself, but do not demote another."
Israel Salanter
There is no such thing as a solitary Christian.
John Wesley