John von Neumann Famous Quotes
"Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin."
John von Neumann Quotations
A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
"Turn your midlife crisis to your own advantage by making it a time for renewal of your body and mind, rather than stand by helplessly and watch them decline."
Jane E Brody
"Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons."
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Most people tire of a lecture in 10 minutes clever people can do it in 5. Sensible people never go to lectures at all.
Stephen Butler Leacock
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Norman Brenner
Past and to come seem best things present worst.
Mary Bertone
"It is a revenge the devil sometimes takes upon the virtuous, that he entraps them by the force of the very passion they have suppressed and think themselves superior to."
George Santayana
"Yes, you can be a dreamer and a doer too, if you will remove one word from your vocabulary impossible."
Dr Robert Schuller
The success combination in business is Do what you do better...and Do more of what you do...
David Joseph Schwartz
"Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read."
Mark Twain