Jules Feiffer Famous Quotes
Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them
"I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. They told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy, I was deprived. Then they told me underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary."
"The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten."
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
Jules Feiffer Quotations
In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
Unknown
It's sad when our daddies die. Makes us one less person inside.
Pamela Ribon
"To be humble to superiors is duty, to equals courtesy, to inferiors nobleness."
Benjamin Franklin
Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.
Publilius Syrus
"True happiness comes from the joy of deeds well done, the zest of creating things new."
Antoine De SaintExupery
"To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead."
Bertrand Russell
"The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish."
Robert Jackson
There comes a time when the mind takes a higher plane of knowledge but can never prove how it got there.
Albert Einstein
Love is blind friendship closes its eyes.
Unknown
"There is no moral middle ground. Indifference is not an option. ... For the sake of our children, I implore each of you to be unyielding and inflexible in your opposition to drugs."
Oliver L North