Kilgore Trout Famous Quotes
"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."
Kilgore Trout Quotations
"Please write again soon. Though my own life is filled with activity, letters encourage momentary escape into others lives and I come back to my own with greater contentment."
Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey
"Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield."
Price Cobb
Never give up on anybody.
Hubert Humphrey
He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason.
Cicero
"Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute, but they all worship money."
Mark Twain
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Theodore Sturgeon
"I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies."
Oscar Wilde
"I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto your buttocks and start yowling and running around. Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, 'Hey, let's put him in the movie.'"
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
Sir Alec Issigonis
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Phillips