Kin Hubbard Famous Quotes
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
Kin Hubbard Quotations
"He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see the good."
Jewish Proverb
"If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach."
Margaret Cho
"How do you define God Like this. A God I could understand, at least potentially, was infinitely more interesting and relevant than one that defied comprehension."
Robert J Sawyer
"Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge."
Henri de ToulouseLautrec
Marriage. It's a hard term to define. Especially for me--I've ducked it like root canal. Still there's no denying the fact that marriage ranks right up there with birth and death as one of the three biggies in the human safari. It's the only one though that we'll celebrate with a conscious awareness. Very few of you remember your arrival and even fewer of you will attend your own funeral.
Andrew Schneider
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
Marilyn Monroe
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
Thomas Jefferson
I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.
George Eliot
To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
E B White