Larry Gelbart Famous Quotes
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
Larry Gelbart Quotations
"We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years."
Nick Faldo
"Such as are your habitual thoughts, such also will be the character of your mind for the soul is dyed by the thoughts."
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
"To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand,' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.'"
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
"I used to think that the Civil War was our country's greatest tragedy, but I do remember that there were some redeeming features in the Civil War in that there was some spirit of sacrifice and heroism displayed on both sides. I see no redeeming features in Watergate."
Sam James Ervin Jr
Flattery is all right so long as you don't inhale.
Adlai Ewing Stevenson
"You must be still in the midst of activity, and be vibrantly alive in repose."
Indira Gandhi
It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative.
John Burroughs
"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.
Desiderius Erasmus
The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind.
Jacques Martin Barzun