Leonard Famous Quotes
"I loved you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm, your hair upon the pillow like a sleepy, golden storm, yes many loved before us, I know we are not new, in city and in forest they smiled like me and you, but now it's come to distances and both of us must try, your eyes are soft with sorrow, Hey, that's no way to say goodbye."
Leonard Quotations
Youth is a blunder Manhood a struggle Old Age a regret.
Benjamin Disraeli
"'Bury me on my face,' said Diogenes and when he was asked why, he replied, 'Because in a little while everything will be turned upside down.'"
Laertius Diogenes
I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
Edward Chilton
"When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
Woody Allen
"If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, 'Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
There's a lot of heredity in that family.
Ralph Kiner
"Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success."
Henry Ford
"I often wonder whether we do not rest our hopes too much upon constitutions, upon laws and upon courts. These are false hopes believe me, these are false hopes. Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it..."
Learned Hand
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
George Burns
Once in the racket you're always in it.
Al Capone