Marcus Dolengo Famous Quotes
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Marcus Dolengo Quotations
"The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence. Yet, government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words."
David McIntosh
"I think my favorite monster movie is 'Gone With the Wind', because it has that ear monster and that big-dress monster."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
"The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law."
Jewish Proverb
Better be quarreling than lonesome.
Irish Proverb
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld
"If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much pleasure in noticing those of others."
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The first duty of love is to listen.
Paul Tillich
"All wish to be learned, but no one is willing to pay the price."
Juvenal
It's easy to halve the potato where there's love.
Irish Proverb
"There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true."
Sir Winston Churchill