Mary Ellen Kelly Famous Quotes
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
Mary Ellen Kelly Quotations
"I expect to pass through this world but once any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again."
Stephan Grellet
"America is a land of wonders, in which everything is in constant motion and every change seems an improvement. No natural boundary seems to be set to the efforts of man and in his eyes what is not yet done is only what he has not attempted to do. - from Democracy in America"
Alexis Charles Henri Clrel de Tocqueville
"Be sure that it is not you that is mortal, but only your body. For that man whom your outward form reveals is not yourself the spirit is the true self, not that physical figure which and be pointed out by your finger."
Cicero
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
"Friends do not live in harmony merely, as some say, but in melody."
Henry David Thoreau
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant
Time as he grows old teaches all things.
Aeschylus
"If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, 'Injection I thought you said inspection'.' They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could get out of it."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
"When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood."
Sam Ewig
"A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to need, and the rest he can put away in the lumber room of his library, where he can get it if he wants it."
Conan Doyle