Mel Brooks Famous Quotes
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Presidents don't do it to their wives. They do it to their country.
"That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it."
"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."
Mel Brooks Quotations
Better hazard once than always be in fear.
Thomas Fuller
"There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in Presidents. Those are prayer and fishing."
Herbert Clark Hoover
"Humore is an affirmation of man's dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him."
Romain Cary
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
W T Ellis
"By the rude bridge that arched the flood,Their flag to April's breeze unfurled,Here once the embattled farmers stood,And fired the shot heard round the world."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent woman gives up.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on."
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"He who learns but does not think, is lost He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger."
Confucius
He who desires is always poor.
Claudianus
"Five miles meandering with mazy motion,Through dale the sacred river ran,Then reached the caverns measureless to man,And sank the tumult to a lifeless oceanAnd 'mid this tumult Kubla heard from farAncestral voices prophesying war"
Samuel Taylor Coleridge