Michel MacLiammir Famous Quotes
"We are born at the rise of the curtain and we die with its fall, and every night in the presence of our patrons we write our new creation, and every night it is blotted out forever and of what use is it to say to audience or to critic, 'Ah, but you should have seen me last Tuesday'"
Michel MacLiammir Quotations
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
John Capozzi
"Television is simultaneously blamed, often by the same people, for worsening the world and for being powerless to change it."
Clive James
"Nowhere to fall but off, Nowhere to stand but on."
Benjamin King
What we have to do is to be forever curiously testing new opinions and courting new impressions.
Walter Pater
"Art is long, life short judgment difficult, opportunity transient."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, 'What was THAT'"
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
A politician is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing.
Joe Moore
"I have to be myself , I can't be no one else..."
Noah Gallagher
The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Danish proverb
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income -- which he then spends sending his son to college.
Bill Vaughan