Mortimer Collins Famous Quotes
"A man's as old as he's feeling, A woman as old as she looks."
Mortimer Collins Quotations
It is worse still to be ignorant of your ignorance.
Saint Jerome
"If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors."
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Optimism is a kind of heart stimulant--the digitalis of failure.
Elbert Hubbard
Education is too important to be left solely to the educators.
Francis Keppel
"For people to judge a man's worth and his very manhood according to the way he feels about sport, and not to recognize it for the piddly, inconsequential goings on that it really is..."
Robin Green
Ready money works great cures.
French Proverb
"No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the trick is not to get frightened. There's nothing wrong with being alone."
Wendy Wasserstein
"Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought."
Henri Bergson
He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men.
Honore de Balzac
"If you think that you can think about a thing, inextricably attached to something else, without thinking of the thing it is attached to, then you have a legal mind."
Henry C Blinn